In case you haven’t heard, I’m a hardcore Survivor fan. Which means All-Star versions of my favorite show are simultaneously the greatest and worst thing I can imagine. Jeff Varner put it best:
On the immunity challenge, “Yeah that challenge was hell. I was in hell.”
Cuts to Varner confessional, “I am in HEAVEN right now.”
That simple back and forth was a great summation of how I was feeling for the two hour premiere last week.
Best fangirl voice, “OMG SANDRA AND TONY WORKING TOGETHER!!!! I’m in heaven right now!”
Best horror girl voice, “NO! WHY ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING? WINNERS DON’T FIGHT! STOP IT! I’m in hell!”
Yeah…I really get into this stuff.
Take a jump with me and I will take you into the Survivor future and I’ll tell you all about goats, meat shields and killing chickens.