Walking Dead Death Rankings (S6 Ep14 Preview)

Welcome back to Pegboards’ Walking Dead Death Rankings!

Every week Jesse and Kevin will provide rankings based on who they think will die next. The further down the list, the more likely they are to die. They get points based on where the character is on our list. For instance, if Rick dies this week then Kevin will have four points and Jesse will have two points.

This week Kevin buys Carol a drink. Meanwhile Jesse runs out of steam a quarter of the way through and starts winging it.

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The Walking Dead Death Rankings (S6 Ep10 Preview)

Welcome back to Pegboards’ Walking Dead Death Rankings!

As a reminder every week Jesse and Kevin will provide rankings based on who they think will die next. The further down the list, the more likely they are to die. They get points based on where the character is on our list. For instance, if Rick dies this week then Kevin will have four points and Jesse will have two points.

This week Kevin reminisces about the time he almost shot a rocket launcher. Meanwhile Jesse dishes out some legal advice and takes the heat for a character’s miraculous recovery.

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The Walking Dead Rankings Season 6 Episode 7 Preview

Welcome back to Pegboards’ Walking Dead rankings!

Every week Jesse and Kevin provide rankings based on who we think will die next. The further down the list, the more likely they are to die. We give ourselves points based on where the character is on our list. For instance, if Rick dies this week then Kevin will have four points and Jesse will have two points.

TV spoilers start now (no comic spoilers):

Last week, no one important died. Just the random diabetic girl.

This week Kevin looks forward to season 26 of The Walking Dead. Meanwhile, Jesse talks about who’s getting laid and who’s not.

Season Score: Jesse 26 Kevin 22

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The Walking Dead Rankings Season 6 Episode 6 Preview

Welcome back to Pegboards’ Walking Dead rankings!

Every week Jesse and Kevin provide rankings based on who we think will die next. The further down the list, the more likely they are to die. We give ourselves points based on where the character is on our list. For instance, if Rick dies this week then Kevin will have four points and Jesse will have two points.

TV spoilers start now (no comic spoilers):

Last week, no one died. Not even that random guy in the hospital being treated by Gray’s Anatomy.

This week Kevin shows off his Latin skills and somehow fits in references to Twilight, A Beautiful Mind and  The Avengers Age of Ultron. Meanwhile, Jesse has a bold proposal and races to finish his half before the new episode starts. Will he make it?!!!!

Season Score: Jesse 26 Kevin 22

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The Walking Dead Rankings Season 6 Episode 3 Preview

Welcome back to Pegboards’ Walking Dead rankings!

Every week Jesse and I provide rankings based on who we thought will die next. The further down the list, the more likely they are to die. We give ourselves points based on where the character is on our list. For instance, if Glenn dies this week then Kevin will have six points and Jesse will have seven points.

Last episode we had a bloodbath of a battle in Alexandria leading to numerous gruesome deaths. None of which were the characters we ranked last week. Because the writers hate this blog.

This week Kevin spends too much time figuring out which characters are the most like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Season Score: Jesse 0 Kevin 0

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Walking Dead Rankings Season 6 Episode 2

Welcome back to Pegboards’ Walking Dead rankings!

Every week Jesse and I provide rankings based on who we thought will die next. The further down the list, the more likely they are to die. We give ourselves points based on where the character is on our list. For instance, if Glenn dies this week then Kevin will have six points and Jesse will have seven points.

Last week Carter died a vicious death which led a whopping zero points each for Jesse and Kevin. What do you expect? We rank over 20 people every week, we can’t get to them all.

This week Kevin ships Morgan and Carol and writes a poem for Enid. Meanwhile, Jesse vehemently denies accusations that he is a stalker. Good times!

Season Score: Jesse 0 Kevin 0

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Walking Dead Rankings Season 5 Episode 14

Welcome back to our Walking Dead rankings!  This week Kevin tells you who is a bag of bore, wonders about overpopulation and mourns the loss of Buttons the Homophobic Horse.  Meanwhile, Jesse won’t let go of Sheamus or John Connor, reminisces about his party days and won’t stop ranting about his desire for blood and death.

Remember, we are awarded points based on who dies and how highly we have that character ranked. For instance, if Glenn dies then Kevin will have five points and Jesse will have six points.

Season Score: Jesse 9, Kevin 8

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